A few months ago a seemingly 12 year old girl posted on my good friend Traci's diaryland, and I quote, "preps suck blue monkey balls just to let u kno prep." Which, if you know Trac, is all the more funny.
I've been reading this poor tortured goth's diaryland when I need a good dose of humor since then. I'll link it, but I warn you. If you're offended by either poor grammar or poor language do not go there. Even the most prepared will have their heads swimming in no time. You can read her here.
So, when Traci was over here one night she put this girl's AOL name on my buddy-list. I didn't know who she was, checked her away message and knew immediately (she has a scary obsession, shared by my roommate, with Johnny Depp.) Yesterday's entry was talking about how she wanted a Johnny Depp template for her diaryland, but she couldn't find it. I googled it, found one and IMed it to her. The following is our convorsation.
Her IM name and real name have been concealed to protect myself from her griping at me about it if she manages to find her way here.
Boofshavik: http://www.geocities.com/fxdesignsfordiaryland/johnnydepp.html
There's your depp theme. Only one I could find in 5 minutes.
Ask no questions....seek no answers.
Auto response from Glitzy: http://sourballs123.diaryland.com/index.html
go to it today
Glitzy returned at 5:57:54 PM.
Glitzy: thats random but whoever u are thanks
Glitzy: hey thanks im fixin my template right now and can u tell how did u get my sn
Glitzy: do i kno u
Glitzy: may i ask u htis WHY CANT U ANSWER ME most likely i never seen u and you jsut read my diary and gave me a site
Glitzy: WHY CANT U TELL ME WHO U R
Glitzy: fine ill leave u alone
Glitzy: one more question that most likely u arent goin to answer do u go to bret harte
Boofshavik: No, I don't know you. I've read your diary due to an inane comment posted on my friend's diaryland. Your diary has brought me countless hours of entertainment, so I thought I would help you out.
Glitzy: who r u?
Glitzy: im not a stalker murderer
Boofshavik: *chuckles* name doesn't matter. If you really want to know you can find me on diaryland. boofshavik.diaryland.com
Glitzy: if i dont kno u wat harm would it cause if u tole me who u r
Glitzy: thanks
Glitzy: so whos that friend
Glitzy: and was it a nice or bitchy comment
Boofshavik: childish and bitchy. But it doesn't matter now.
Glitzy: o i leave lots of those so i dont care
Glitzy: i guessin some guy named leon
Boofshavik: Nope, it was my satellite-eyed friend. But it doesn't matter anymore [Censored], really.
Glitzy: o
Glitzy: my sister thinks that u kno me and r tryin to freak me out
Boofshavik: I don't know you, I don't even know what state you live in. You left a ridiculously bitchy message to my friend, and I merely responded to you. I have no intention of "freaking you out."
Glitzy: dont blame me my sister told me to write that
Glitzy: my sister calls u a bastard
Boofshavik: Wow. I'm hurt. This convorsation is really going somewhere as well. I had no intention of talking to you in the first place, just wanted to help with your Diaryland layout. Godspeed, [censored].
Glitzy: o k bie
It's worth noting at this point that this girl would be a fantastic case-study. I'm beginning to believe that her "sister" is an alernate-her. She has her own diaryland, and their remarkably unusual names are one letter off. I wonder what type of woman this girl will grow up to be.
~B